99% of the straight white men I know are arrogant untrustworthy assholes therefore I am extremely suspicious of you: a memoir on social interaction by me
Jean Seberg smoking in a crushingly beautiful way in Breathless, directed by Jean-Luc Godard in 1960.
"is there an international men’s day?" yes actually! it’s tomorrow! and the next day! and the day after! and every other day of every year
viα vintagegal: Audrey Hepburn holding the Givenchy white point d’esprit ball gown from the film Love in the Afternoon (1957)
Favorite People [2/x]: Sarah Paulson
I’ve never been on a show that’s run for more than a season.
White privilege is Jake Gyllenhaal being cast as The Prince of Persia no problemo BUT Quvenzhane Wallis being cast as Annie causes an outrage a controversy a SCANDAL
We were talking about the health and safety risks of an archaeological dig and I said “you could come across those jewel beatles that come to life and eat you” with confidence and my teacher whipped around “for the millionth time nazli the mummy is not real indiana jones is not real you are not going to become the next lara croft we are looking for shards of pottery here please focus” and i just feel so cheated by this entire course ugh
Everyone stans the Tudors but the Stuarts are where it’s at for real the first Stuart King (JAMES I) was openly bisexual literally gave no fucks that he was surrounded by 17th C. homophobes and had this huge public romance with the Duke of Buckingham and had a secret passageway connecting their bedrooms in hampton court and wrote all these really cute poems for him when he died and they would go hunting together and sometimes James would be too lazy to get off his horse and would pee himself, why? bc he was the fuckin king and he does what he wants.
I have nothing but respect for strippers and exotic dancers like for real they know where it’s at they are converting the pathetic thirst of men into cold hard cash don’t ever shame anyone for being a stripper they know what the fuck is up
I ran into this girl that I used to go to school with and all our teachers were like “she’ll never amount to anything” well I ran into her and she was driving a 2013 plate soft-top mini cooper and I’m p sure she was wearing armani i was like wtf girllll and she said she’s stripping making upto £400 a night and all the teachers who judged her are working their asses off teaching little shits who don’t give a fuck on pitiful pay so who’s winning here really?